this is what i imagine sports is
sam’s ‘rebellious stage’ was going to school. going to motherfucking school.
and john was like “SAM WHY YOU SO REBELLIOUS. STOP BEING SO DIFFICULT AND COME AND KILL VAMPIRES WITH ME AND YOUR BROTHER.”
Fourth wall bitchface is the best bitchface
how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”
[eagle screeches in the background]
Demi Lovato deconstructs the patriarchal society in one sentence.
#DOES THIS GUY #KNOW WHO THE FUCK #HE IS TALKING #TOO
You guys need to see the video because Simon does the same shit to her too and she shuts them both down, I LOVE her for that
Put your foot in it - Joe Webb
In 5th grade I was supposed to have a sleepover at this girl’s house and after about maybe two hours there she said “do you hear the voices? There’s demons here” and I immediately called my mom to pick me up
a very real world reaction to the superhero concept